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"as i watch myself twitter, i wonder why i didn't become a professional thumb model"Speaking of Stephen Colbert, he is totally tearing it up at the moment. The current political climate in America, especially the way the hard-core neo-cons are just losing their minds has given The Colbert Report so much material. It has allowed Stephen and his writers to let Stephen Colbert - the character - and his paranoia and ignorance loose, and boy is he crazy. In particular I love their take on Glenn Beck, a right-wing, conspiracy theorist nutcase who refuses to accept the majority of the country he 'loves' so much really doesn't side with him, and instead is, to paraphrase Mr. Colbert, cranking up the crazy and ripping off the knob. The fact that this guy is actually given a forum to disseminate his hateful and ignorant views by a major media corporation is actually really disturbing and upsetting, but that's a whole other post for another day. And you've got to laugh, otherwise you'd be shaking with rage day in day out.
"Equations are the devil's sentences."
"Real men use fossil fuels."
"I never trusted sleep."
"Just because you haven't heard of pirates in a while doesn't mean they're not out there ruining thousands of shrimp buffets."
"The best way to change the system is to wait till it changes."
"All of the answers are there if you look for the patterns."
"A man should smell like an old baseball glove."
"Simple rule when I pick my friends: No mesh shirts."
"Sheep aren't bad as long as they have good shepherds."
"Shave off your body hair and get in the sweatbox."
"This is not a contest but there will be a winner, as there always is in life."
"Cadmium Yellow is the color of broken dreams."
"I'm sure I have a lot of strong feelings."
Check out the below videos in order for an education in crazy:
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Truth From the Gut | ||||
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| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Doom Bunker - Glenn Beck's "War Room" | ||||
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| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| The 10.31 Project | ||||
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